Director: Paul Thomas (as Toby Philips)
Writer: Penny Antine
Dixie Beck, Mark S. Porro, Doug Jeffery, Michele Brin, Wendy Hamilton, Sam Mongielo, Monique Parent, Shae Marks, Chris Ested, Paul Thomas, Brad Armstrong, Tammy Parks, Louis Lunetta, Devon Henderson, Starr Connolly
Eric Lazlo is doing the musical score for a movie in which the female star tries to kill the male star using a variety of poisons, poisonous insects, poisonous snakes, etc. When Eric starts to see a prostitute, Abbey, he finds his life imitating art.